An Accurate Representation of My Fandoms
Me: I like this character.
C.S. Lewis: She'll live to a ripe old age and then die and go to heaven.
Tolkien: Cool! I like him too! He'll have the worst life ever but it'll all be okay in the end. Unless he fucked his sister. Then he's doomed.
Anne McCaffrey: Meh, she's okay. She won't die violently or anything.
Sherlock Holmes: Well, I'm the author and I hate him so much that I'm going to kill him off when nobody's there to see it. And then I'll bring him back, because you people won't leave me alone.
Star Trek: Okay, let's have her fall in and out of love and have no awful things happen to her for years and then when you least expect it right when she gets everything she's ever wanted LET'S KILL HER VIOLENTLY AND LEAVE HER HUSBAND TO MOURN.
Phantom of the Opera: He died. Alone. Happy, but tragic and broken and alone. Have a nice day!
Doctor Who: HAHAHAHAHA yeah, sorry about that, she's dead.
A Song of Ice and Fire: Don't. Just don't. You don't want to like anyone, because they're all gonna die.
Les Misérables: She's dead! He's dead! They're dead! Let's dance in their blood about how happy we are!